Because I fear the youth of today. Seriously, sometimes I feel bad poking fun at them when they're all "Life is so unfair, blah blah blah" because I know some kids truly have rough lives and will probably go through more before they're 18 than I will my whole life. However, when the line "I'm moving to California I don't care" comes out, I stop feeling so bad. You've crossed the line into embarrassing emo kid and I shall make fun of you. So deal.